Dancing Queen–I mean King!!

Ok–I have to share something kinda funny! Mind you–before we begin–let me just say–no nudity actually took place in the following story!

My kids started school today, and they needed nothing when it came to school clothes, except for some underpants. So we took them and they wanted to try boxer briefs, so I let them choose a bag of three but purchased the tidy whities bag of 8 to go along with them. So last night my kids got in the shower and when they were done they put on the boxers for the first time ever.

Nudity has never been an “open policy” in our house, and once the boys were out of the shower and dressed–I had no second thought of what was on under their jammies. So…fast forward to 5 minutes ago–I’m sending Grayson in to get into the shower and fishing out a clean pair of underpants. He wants boxers again–and I remember that I haven’t gotten to see how they look. So I pantsed him! All in good fun–he was completely covered–but the shorts came off. My 7 year old has quite the cute little “mini sportsman” body–and a little round tush. He looked so cute in his boxers—-so then—the ham that he is–starts to “shake his money maker” and it was hilarious. He then announces that he is going to be a stripper and begins to slowly peel his shorts down–mind you he wasn’t very brave and didn’t get very far before blushing, giggling and heading off to take his shower–all the while shaking his tush in the most ridiculous fashion I’ve ever seen!

Now I’m just left with the question….What in the world just happened here? Where did he learn about strippers–and dang–I need to teach that boy to dance–he looks like the funky chicken married the disco duck–and I will never marry him off with these moves!!